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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Fortitude, brethren!

Using the proceeds from a recent bounty, I bought a Recreational Simulacra machine that allows to immerse myself in the tense strategy and brutal heroism of Wars in the Ancient World. After resting from several hours of usage, it beckons to me from the inner chamber, a snarled beast of wires, clashing blades, and vibrating sensory emulators. My eyes still sting from the retina clamps.


Friday, January 06, 2006

The Galactic New Year has passed, although spirits have been somewhat dampened since the date has been moved to correspond with the Emperor's coup. Although what with all the historical revionism filtering throughout the galaxy's databases and media channels, soon all our broodlings will think the cloaked corpse will have always been in power.

My New Year's resolutions are to make enough money from poaching and selling scrap to be able to buy my own human. They make great pack animals and I've heard you can milk them as well.


Tuesday, August 23, 2005

With one foot on the dune I squint into the wavering haze of this dying world's sunset and feel a stirring discontent that likens unto the desert wind.

The realm of desire is something with which I hold an uneasy truce. If I had my way, I would siphon all desire from my being and propel myself only with the strength of my will, rather than maneuver the clinging passions of the untamed mind. On some days, I'm able make right decisions with a degree of inner clarity. On other days I can suddenly feel gripped by an unutterable striving beyond that which my will can contend.


Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Memorial Day...

...today I sat on the crest of a dune and watched the twin suns of Tatooine sink into the blood red haze of the horizon, holding a moment of silence for those millions of brave clones who valiantly threw themselves in the line of fire to die for our freedom before just as willingly becoming the soulless automatons of a tyrannical regime.

Faintly on the wind, I recalled the line from A Children's History of the Clone Wars which deftly sidestepped the entire ethical dillema of the event by saying "Fear not children / They feel no pain / They share the same / Genetic strain."


Wednesday, May 25, 2005

I started working at a company that keeps a database on every living person alive. One day, acting on a whim, I typed my name into the system. The machine processed silently for several seconds before emitting a long stream of tape. The results were disconcerting at the least.



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